Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.
A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!
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1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!
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