U.S. Marines

A brotherhood of the worlds biggest, meanest, most badass, deadliest killing machines ever devised by God. They are the only branch of the military to become an official branch in a bar. When God made the first Marine, he took one look at his creation, shit himself, turned around, and ran back up to heaven. God left this earth because Marines rule it now. Chuck Norris even fears them.

Terrorist 1: Who are those jolly green giants with guns?

Terrorist 2: FUCK!!!!! RUN!!! ITS THE U.S. Marines!!! PRAY TO ALLAH TO PROTECT US!!!! FUCK!!!! THEY KILLED ALLAH!!!!

by MrAssissininblack March 31, 2012

US Marines

The amphibious warfare branch of the United States military, formed on Nov. 10th, 1775. Tun Tavern in Pennsylvania is considered the birthplace of this branch. The US Marines are in particular used as an invasion force, rather than an army of occupation, and is the only US military branch that is deployed during peacetime.

The US Marines were the first force to deploy into both Iraq and Afghanistan.

by USMCPoolee94 October 4, 2011

marines

A group of incredibly intelligent and brave men who do everything in their power to protect our country! They diserve great respect and admoration!

Marines kick A**!!! Semper Fi!

by A Friend February 27, 2005

marines

The ones who actually have to do the dirty work when the government goes to war. They are renowned for being the toughest, and for acting on order without question.

The President may have ordered the strike, but the Marines are the ones who will die for it.

by Shard April 21, 2005

Marines

The only people to get the job done right.

Hey, you don't see the Army protecting the President of the United States.. do yah?


didn't think so..

by marines for life!! April 18, 2004

U.S Marines

The only thing in the world more badass than God him self or chuck norris.

God: Oh my self look its the Marines.
Chuck Norris: Damn I made a good lookin kid
U.S Marines: Semper Fi to god and dad

by Semper Fi 55 July 28, 2012

royal marines

An elite British commando unit trained in amphibious assault operations as well as land warfare. NOT comparable to the US Marines, which are not trained nearly as extensively.

Sean passed Royal Marines basic training, which lasted 38 weeks.

by anamerican January 11, 2009