Maritess

Maritess is a nickname for a person who loves gossip, more like the Filipino version of a Karen.

Maritess, Maritess! Anong Latest?
(Maritess, Maritess! What's the latest?)

by Kaijto123 November 28, 2021

maritals

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

by Coell September 6, 2005

Maritza

Shy, sexy, short , smart, unique,hottie,beautiful . Out going person.

Look at that maritza

by Laflakia January 6, 2015

Bubbles Marital Bliss

A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.

Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\

Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'

by Mdme Bovary February 19, 2010

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"

"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!

by JRock April 21, 2005

margit

Margit is a nice kind and funny gal when your bored at a party everyone will be like invite margit and it will be a better party did I mention there gorgeous

This party sucks

Invite margit

by Gal a pal June 13, 2017

Marite

Marite
Girls name, the hottest girl you'll ever meet. she has the most amazing boobs and an amazing ass. she's the best person you'll ever hookup with. She is the bomb super outgoing and crazy! You will never have a bad time with her around! Marite is also a party girl and can drink like crazy so if you cant hang dont try her! She will out drink anyone! She's very picky so if you get the chance to do anything with her then you better cause shes one in a million! Once you memorize her name you'll never forget it! There is only One Marite! She's an amazing friend!
oh my god! she's so hot.

You hooked up with Marite? Your the luckiest guy alive!
I want to Smash Marite!
Who's Marite? What? Google her that bitch is famous!

by BLABJHEHKNWJ August 13, 2010