Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.

chris aston of utah

by mke ock December 16, 2003

Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

by solaristrance April 20, 2015

Manpon

A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.

Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'

by John Smith112 March 15, 2009

manpon

(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.

Yo! You moist ass half steppin' busta, your manpon fell out of yo pant leg!

by Webstors Dictionary September 7, 2016

Manpon

A ballsack shaped pad made for soaking up all sweat when ur sweating ur balls off

Mrs. Teacher, I need a manpon

by Ethan.tha.great August 3, 2019

Manpon

A rolled up pair of bikini briefs or fashion briefs used to insert in the anus after anal intercourse. A manpon is meant to sop up any lube or spunk and enjoy a good naked all-male snuggle.

Adam and Steve had a romantic evening. After sex, Steve inserted a manpon so they could spoon without a wet spot on the bed. Adam needed to borrow a pair of briefs as a result.

by KilgoreTrout2019 January 26, 2024