je mange les petits enfants

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

by ta meremere April 13, 2016

GUNT MANGLER

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING

HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).

1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

Mangie

A nickname of a mango White Claw

"hey can you pass me a Mangie"

by GinevraRose November 1, 2019

Adam Mandler

CEO of Mandler corporation, said to have the largest tip within the observable universe. (could be every universe, who knows).

Adam Mandler stripped naked on the AGT stage to show the panel of judges his large tip.

Adam - “That's it, baby. That's my golden ticket. Come on, ride me. Take my golden tip to the fair."

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Mangla

A wet . A thot . A girl that will do anything for some cash or even just for fun

This dame came to the AIR BNB and got greased kid. She a mangla

by nmjit June 19, 2019