Manginis

Temporary, but potentially chronic, syndrome experienced by men. Symptoms include over sensitivity, irrational fear and general lameness.

Man 1 - Are you playing in the game tonight?

Man 2 - Not sure yet, I have this cut on my finger......

Man 1 - I dont think its the cut. I think you might have a touch of Manginis.

Man 2 - Why do you have to be like that? I told you I cut my finger and I dont want to risk making it worse.

Man 1 - Doe anyone have the M7 with Neosporen?

by CTJH May 29, 2011

Mantivity

A level of unsurpassed heterosexual being and status acquired by not being in any way or form a gay. Or having a strong grasp on your manhood not looking queer.

David Hasselhoff desperately needs to find his mantivity because his music is gay. Or the television show queer eye for the straight guy's mantivity level is at a whopping -54.

by SGT Sanchez January 31, 2006

malignity

ma·lig·ni·ty Audio pronunciation of "malignity" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-lgn-t)
n. pl. ma·lig·ni·ties

1. Intense ill will or hatred; great malice.
2. An act or a feeling of great malice.
3. The condition or quality of being highly dangerous or injurious; deadliness.

MALIG'NITY, n. L. malignitas. Extreme enmity, or evil dispositions of heart towards another; malice without provocation, or malevolence with baseness of heart; deep rooted spite.

1. Virulence; destructive tendency; as the malignity of an ulcer or disease.

2. Extreme evilness of nature; as the malignity of fraud.

3. Extreme sinfulness; enormity or heinousness; as the malignity of sin.

by Jon A. September 21, 2005

Manginsay

Someone who lies to everyone about everything creating a completely different personality.

That person is a manginsay, he/she will make you think he/she is rich and powerful but she/he is not.

by esa_madness February 13, 2010

Mangini

When a professional rusty trombone player who works at an Italian restaurant cat calls someone who has a camel toe

"What a mangini he laid on her- man, she was just walkin to the beach!" "yeah but did you see the size of that camel toe?"

by frankenberrydouchebag October 4, 2008

Mantinitus

Disease involving the enjoyment of mantits.

The little girl got mantinitus after watching the Juno awards.

by Lauren April 13, 2004

manginia

The act of tucking one's package behind his legs and revealing only his pubic hairs

"hey, look at my manginia!"

by Jake Benson March 12, 2003