Faneurysm 

(verb.) A spastic action caused by a surprise update from a fandom.

The actions can range from totally hilarious to dangerous. Many people experiance Faneurysms when they get tour updates or purchase a new volume of their favorite manga.

Charlotte had a faneurysm due to her late updates concerning Radiohead.

Cat had a faneutysm when she watched the new episode of Supernatural.

Faneurysm by TheKidWithCatEars September 22, 2011

manneurysm 

A behavior so bizarre, annoying, and/or stupid; it induces severe headaches in rational observers.

Watching the inane manneurysms on today's television reality shows will send almost anyone straight to the bottle of ibuprofen.

manneurysm by MrPanacea January 16, 2013

Janeurysm 

The headache you feel waking up at 4pm on New years day after drinking all night for new years eve.

I drank so much last night for new year's eve, I woke up with a Janeurysm.

Janeurysm by InSilicoRW January 5, 2019

Manyurism 

The act of watching your manners.

I have good manyurism.

Manyurism by Chitownlife March 20, 2019

aneurysmonatoiletphobia

The acute and crippling fear of having an aneurysm on a toilet.

"Anybody could kill you! You could slip and fall on a banana peel! You could get in a car wreck! You can fall off a bridge!"

"You could have an aneurysm on a toilet! You never know..."

"My aneurysmonatoiletphobia prohibits me from using a toilet at all. I use that bucket in the corner, and save of my water bill!"

aneurysmonatoiletphobia by Poh-tay-toesiez February 24, 2021

Janeurysm 

when your friend Jan has an aneurysm

Person 1: Jan's having an aneurysm!
Jan: lol janeurysm

Janeurysm by NoYou'rePseudonym November 2, 2021

aneurysm 

A rant against something completely pointless.

Aneurysm against the Grand Prix: Bahrain.

aneurysm by aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHAHhahahhahahhah March 8, 2024