The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.
I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.
by kennypet July 11, 2018
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After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
by Apatoeman July 21, 2018
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Get the Mam sandwich mug.In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.
Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!
Mackenzie: what are you on about!?
I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?
Dean: swear down then.
Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
Mackenzie: what are you on about!?
I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?
Dean: swear down then.
Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
by 49seffy March 14, 2022
Get the mam's life mug.Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam
by marcowh August 21, 2023
Get the Mam head mug.an extremely annoying impulse to call your mother, even when in the next isle in a supermarket. Also it involves phoning your mam when in the adjacent room, just to ask for a biscuit
by scott nicholson May 22, 2009
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