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texas manwater

a slang term for unknowingly drinking human urine
At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.
by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008
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Malware Reunion

When a computer virus or other malware sends junk mail to recipients on your contact list, and a correspondence results between you and someone on your contact list with whom you have not communicated in a long time.
Email 1: Mike? It's me Sheila from law school - long time no speak! I think you have a virus on your computer because I'm getting spam from you. Anyways - how is life going - where are you working?

Email 2: Hi Sheila - good to hear from you and sorry about the spam - what a nice malware reunion! I started my own practice a year ago. Where are you working?
by O-Town Daddy September 4, 2013
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Malware

The STDs of porn.
Johnny wanted to look at some porn, but he didn't have any protection (anti-virus). Now, his computer has malware.
by ServiceWithaSmile June 3, 2009
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malwart

walmart except the w and m switched
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Malware

Your fucked
by shitzer January 16, 2009
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Malate

Also: Malarz, Malars,

(Noun, proper) Malate ma-LAH-teh is a district of Manila in the Philippines, under the 5th congressional district of Manila, divided into fifty-seven (57) barangays from Zone 75 to 90 and barangays 688 to 744.

It is home to several pubs, clubs, and bars that all come alive at night, especially on the weekends. Because of the all open-minded and accepting nature of those who there many know that it is the best place to be yourself.

It has become a famous part of the gay scene and plays mother to the gay parade, a symbol of gay pride.
"Do you guys wanna check out the scene at Malate?"

"Do you guys know any masters of the scene of Malate? They have the most beautiful faces I've ever seen!"

"Let's go clubbing this Weekend, Let's start and finish in the place where it all Began: Malate."
by Manila boy/girl March 12, 2009
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malware

MALICIOUS SOFTWARE. It is any code, program, script, software or any instructions interpreted as attacking a computer operating system (most probably a Windows operating system)
Malware includes spyware, trojans, viruses/virii, denial of service/DoS attacks.
Malware is often found online in the form of spyware, viruses and trojans.
by Improfane January 12, 2005
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