Maloobaday

A name for the day before yesterday to stop the awkwardness of calling it "The Day Before Yesterday" as stated by George Carlin in his bit on Time.

Tony: Hey, was heroes on yesterday?

Vinny: Nah mang, that was maloobaday.

by TreeBobJoe February 13, 2010

manlook

When a man looks for something and can't find it and a woman finds it right away.

Did you manlook for that? It was right there.

by Scarika December 19, 2012

dorkus malorkus

A dork to the max of the world

When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?

by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007

maloos

a Persian word for very cute

che gorbeye maloosi!... what a pussy cat!

by Roza January 30, 2008

Maloof

A stupid person who has a blank, droopy, mouth open look on their face often especially when they are nervous or scared. They are too stupid to react so their face just keeps getting droopier and it makes you want to punch them in their mook looking face.

Me: Next time do what I tell you, you fucking maloof.
Maloof: (dumb droopy face)
Me: God I want to punch you in your stupid face so bad!
Maloof: (extremely dumb, droopy face with a hint of fear)

by colbyloosaire October 17, 2009

maloofus

ma-LOOF-us; ma-LOO-fus

noun, maloofi (plural): a silly or foolish person
adjective: unwise or silly (used in the perjorative sense)

The word "maloofus"is originally from "doofus maloofus" which was coined in reponse to the term "dorkus malorkus" (originally from the popular TV show, The Simpsons).

Steve showed up to his interview in jeans and a tshirt like only a true maloofus would.

by thedoc08 December 13, 2012

mamook

trey

trey is a mamook

by mamook October 11, 2020