malakianism

The ultimate religion.

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by HIMinion May 10, 2005

Malaki

He a good friend to have but he don’t like any hoes only loyalty girls (cough cough ahmya)

Does Malaki like ahmya

No she’s a hoe

by Djxbchdjdndjs May 28, 2019

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.

Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.

by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009

Malakai

Very cool

Malakai is very cool.

by Not Malakai June 23, 2020

Malaki Mannen

Malaki Mannen är en man som bara andvänder Malaki kräm. Malaki mannen är oftast en man som spelar pingis och spelar på malaki regler.

Malaki Mannens namn börjar oftast på S detta kan dateras från medel-tidernas grekland där författaren till "in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon" andvänder Malaki mannens psedonym som SAM.

Vart är Sam?
-Menar du Malaki Mannen?

by The founder of Malaki February 28, 2020

Malaki & Daija

Most cutest couple ever Daija being super thick and Malaki playing basketball.they are your ideal couple the always N forever couple.And once you get grt to know them you learn yo know that they really love eachother like they are FREAKY ASF AND DONT KNOW WHEN TO STOP!!!!

Awwww look say Malaki & Daija

by Tjeimmons November 22, 2021

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009