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makeup text 

n. The act of making up after an argument with a significant other via text messaging.

Similar to makeup sex, just more technologically savvy and less gratifying.
Kurt and I got in a pretty bad fight today because I got mad that he always texts instead of calling me. Everything is fine between us now though. We had some amazing makeup text afterward!
makeup text by JSG78 December 17, 2008

makeup pretty 

a woman who looks good as long as she's wearing heavy makeup.
Da'Nell: That new girl, what's her name, Val? She sure looks fine.

Perkins: Man I've seen her up close. she's makeup pretty.
Without her makeup on, she would look like the south end of a north bound mule.

Darryl: Yeah, one with a shaved asshole.
makeup pretty by hoofster December 15, 2009

makeup monkey 

a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face
i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey

Makeup shaming

When you shame someone for the amound of makeup they wear
Boy: tone down the makeup a bit, you're pretty without it
Girl: i just love makeup, your makeup shaming me

Makeup sex 

When you have sex to make up for something.
Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.
Makeup sex by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2022

makeup guru 

A person who teaches people how to do makeup mostly on youtube or instagram
I am a makeup guru because i love to teach people who to do makeup