1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.
After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.
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A private, co-ed military boarding school in Front Royal, VA, for students in grades 6-12. R-MA is a college-prep school, and most students go on to college after graduation. A few go into the military.
The middle school is for kids in grades 6-12 and is structured but there is no military program. Students in grades 9-12 have to participate in Air Force JROTC, which at first worries some kids who never thought of being in the military, but it's not really that big of a deal. It's just a lot of marching and keeping uniforms straight, and teaching about citizenship and leadership. They do some college application work in the JROTC classes too.
The school is about 30% female and 70% male. About 80% of the students board. It's also affiliated with the United Methodist Church, and it has a flight program.
The middle school is for kids in grades 6-12 and is structured but there is no military program. Students in grades 9-12 have to participate in Air Force JROTC, which at first worries some kids who never thought of being in the military, but it's not really that big of a deal. It's just a lot of marching and keeping uniforms straight, and teaching about citizenship and leadership. They do some college application work in the JROTC classes too.
The school is about 30% female and 70% male. About 80% of the students board. It's also affiliated with the United Methodist Church, and it has a flight program.
Mom 1: You're sending him WHERE?
Mom 2: Randolph-Macon Academy. It's a military school in Virginia.
Mom 1: What did he do?
Mom 2: LOL! Nothing, he just needs to bring his grades up and we think this will help. We want him to get into a good college.
Mom 1: And he agreed?
Mom 2: Yeah. They have a flight program, and he wants to learn to fly!
Mom 2: Randolph-Macon Academy. It's a military school in Virginia.
Mom 1: What did he do?
Mom 2: LOL! Nothing, he just needs to bring his grades up and we think this will help. We want him to get into a good college.
Mom 1: And he agreed?
Mom 2: Yeah. They have a flight program, and he wants to learn to fly!
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Adj. a person, usually of the female variety, who talks obsessive amounts; to constantly chatter; to over use large or complex words often.
Adj. a person, usually of the female variety, who talks obsessive amounts; to constantly chatter; to over use large or complex words often.
We used to call her a chattering vagina; however, it was rude, so now we just refer to it as her macronacular.
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