Makobi

Definition #1 Makobi is another word for the badest bitch of them all.

Definition #2 Makobi is the hottest person ever and She/He knows it.

Definition #3 Makobi is a non-known word for the girl or guy with the fattest/biggest butt

#1 bro Emily is such a Makobi.
#2 yoooo toby is a makobi

#3 ummm guys everybody knows Beth has a makobi

by yetiie May 1, 2022

makobi

Makobi is the sweetest,funnest, kindest, and hottest person you will ever meet if you're not on her bad side she is very athletic and loves her friends and family she picks on the people she truly loves she will put a smile on your face before she puts one on her self she has the best smile that welcomes all and attracts most her generosity and selflessness is 99% and you see her very mad 1% of the time she is a very loyal person and hates being wrong so is very smart instead she is also amazing with kids baby's and tolders but if you get on her bad side she will hold a grudge, also has a fat ass

bro i really like makobi shes fr perfect and shes so hot

by yetiie May 1, 2022

makobi

makobi is an awesome funny kind sweet not scary person and is friends with almost everyone. she loves gays but hates emos try's to be nice to every one will defend the one who is right literally so funny loves doing dumb things will put a smile on every one else's face before her own great with kids VERY athletic loves soccer friends and family will find and pick up any new hobby instantly talk's a lot will do anything for a friend (even if she gets in trouble) hates bananas loves being her self will pick on people she loves, hates being wrong so is very smart instead loves Mexican candy/food so pretty very thiccc will try almost anything new

Makobi is overall the best most perfect person you will ever meet

person#1 Do you know who makobi is she so awesome
Person#2 No, should i go meet her?
person#1 YES she will love you, you guys can be bestie's

by yetiie May 2, 2022

Cardinal Maobius

Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.

Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!

by doctor gringo December 25, 2021