CLG - Certified lover girl

A female who easily genuinely falls in love with a boy wholeheartedly.

Defined example : Based of observations, Kelsey is a CLG - certified lover girl .

by Kels15 August 19, 2022

schlong lover

Someone who Loves to eat, taste, or lick schlong. Male or female.

Gary: Damn Jada is so good at sucking cock
Tom: yeah dude, she's a class A schlong lover!

by LLHarc October 22, 2013

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

invisible chopped liver

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.

What am I, invisible chopped liver?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Liver King

A guy who eats liver and nut sacks while taking a bunch of steroids, to influence a generation of young men to eat nut sacks.

Johnny started eating raw nut sacks and liver to look like his cherry red tomato steroid icon, Liver King!

by Pussysniffersupreme August 9, 2022

book lover

A lover of books. Usually wishes that fictional characters are real and gets very emotionally involved in books. Beware: never disturb a book lover when he/she it reading. Results can be fatal.

friend: Sam punched me in the eye today.
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover

by paizongirl98 June 19, 2014

Dream lever

To activate the dream lever: The act of rubbing one out before falling into an amazing dream filled slumber. A commonly used sleeping aid among male populations in the developed world.
The dream lever is activated in the 30 minutes or so preceeding sleep. Activation of the dream lever initiates a chemical process within the male brain which combats stress, insomnia,depression which = better sleeping patterns

'whats your plan for tonight?'
'Dont know man. i'm pretty wrecked. might just activate the dream lever.

'I'm having trouble sleeping.'
'Have you tried the dream lever. Works like a charm

by Wild Bill13 June 3, 2011