lurkin nasty

To be conscience of lurkers and their lurking activities.

Damn those kids are always right behind me, but they never speak to me. Theese kids are lurkin nasty.

by LRKN_NSTY August 5, 2008

Lurk Job

Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.

Wow, that's a lot of lurking kitties you got there. It's time for a lurk job!

by PC13 May 7, 2011

Lurk Team

A group of individuals who talk to females without the common eye knowing or ever finding out. Relative to a secret society that operates on the basis of twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Guy 1: Did you see her twitter AVI.
Guy 2: Naw you were lurking ?
Guy 1: Yea I followed her and sent her a DM LURK TEAM all day.

by AmazingGrace April 4, 2013

The Lurker

n. The guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. He doesn't really ever do anything; he just looks like he's about to. The Lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to Snow and Vanilla Ice. Also seen at NASCAR events.

Be careful dude, I saw The Lurker over there last week.

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

professional lurker

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.

I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.

by Natural Metra September 9, 2015

lurkey

A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.

Can also be used as a verb, as in to "lurkey" someone's joke or material; see also, "lurkeyed".

Wow, that guy stole my joke without giving me credit or re-tweeting me! What a total lurkey!

You totally got lurkeyed by that girl!

by angryfatgeek January 22, 2010

lurking

spying on people online, while you remain invisible

Even though he claims to be "In a MUCH better place",J spends his days lurking online, to see who is talking to who

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005