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launching a sea pickle

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle
by William Brennan December 22, 2006
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yogurt launcher

I'll get a pack of blank adapters for my six inch yogurt launcher at the PX before my date with Suzy.
by C.C. Black December 2, 2007
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launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!
Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!
by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007
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pepto launcher

A penis having the ability to ejaculate seminal fluid at such an immense speed, amount and hydraulic pressure as to literally tear the inner walls of the urethra to shreds, allowing the semen to mix with the blood of the erected shaft, giving the cum a similar look and viscosity to the diarrhea medication, Pepto Bismol
Lindsay: you let Damien cum in you??

Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??
by Strawhatrain August 30, 2019
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premature launch

To have an over abundance of waste in one’s stomach from excessive indulgence in alcoholic beverage consumption and overeating, causing an uncontrollable movement in the bowels.
Roger: “what the hell is that un-godly smell?”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”
by Nicky New Castle July 4, 2021
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cow and rocket launcher story

Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together
We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...
by flo0325 January 25, 2012
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Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.
"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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