lotion overdose

When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.

Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.

by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011

LSHTIBML

Laughing So Hard That I Blew My Load. An expression use when LOL, or even LAWL just will not suffice.

Johnny: That was the funniest shit I've ever seen

Ronnie: LSHTIBML

Johnny: Damn bro... you're cleaning that up.

by Jake Slade November 9, 2011

lotion queen

An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.

Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.

Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.

by havokhell November 29, 2021

Stripper Lotion

Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.

John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.

by stone definition August 6, 2014

Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016

lsot

You mistyped lost didn't you, well here's the link saving you having to retype it, Lost

Msn Chat: Omg lsot is a crazy tv program!
Msn Chat: lost*

by Graham Wallburg March 28, 2007

Lostie

1. A person who is overly obsessed and easily excited with the hit TV show, LOST.

2. A degree of fandom only attained by knowing way too much info about the show LOST.

"When I mentioned the Dharma Initiative, she was a total Lostie and knew everything about it!"

by SNLfanforever February 11, 2010