Loophole

A derogatory term coined by statist control freaks to demonise a Freedom they have not yet destroyed, but plan to.

The Canadian government intends to close small business tax loopholes that currently allow entrepreneurs to reinvest in their businesses at a low rate of taxation.

by lawful gun owner September 14, 2017

Cheaters Loophole

Adultry is only acceptable in the conditions that a person sleeps with someone who is infact more attractive than their current partner

Man 1: "Hey man did you cheat on your girlfriend? That's terrible!"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"

by ThiccAssEater69420 July 15, 2019

Loophole Fucked

Finding a loop hole to fuck someone or fuck them over.

Damn Jon was in another state and had sex with someone else. He sure loophole fucked me.

by Oh Throbert May 18, 2022

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015

Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016

Loophole

The act of tearing a hole through a woman's belly button with your dominant hand during sex and jerking off your dick that is in her vaginal cavity. It's easier on MILF with past Cesarean section surgery's as scars are easier to rip open once again.

Alston was Ball's deep in Autumn last week. After an hour and a half, It just wasn't enough so he decided to do the loophole. Came after five minutes. Best sex ever!

by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018