Loophole Lent

I invented this term, to describe the loopholes I used to get around with for lent. It is usually used for people who are either non religious, or believe in God/etc. but do not follow certain religious customs, but have family that follow the custom. Such loopholes include simply giving up something you really do not care about, or substituting things you are giving up.

"I gave up chewing gum for Lent, but not bubblegum. And last year, I gave up Coke, but not Pepsi. I love Loophole Lent!"

by NinjaRaiden August 5, 2007

butthole is the loophole

When a girl says "no sex until marriage" so you have butt sex to still go by her words

The butthole is the loophole when it comes to abstinence

by Bootylover6996 April 25, 2017

Halliburton Loophole

The worst sex position EVER.

Mentioned on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 21 June 2010

I got a halliburton loophole last thursday. My family is dead.

by Rob_blah June 24, 2010

Cheaters Loophole

Adultry is only acceptable in the conditions that a person sleeps with someone who is infact more attractive than their current partner

Man 1: "Hey man did you cheat on your girlfriend? That's terrible!"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"

by ThiccAssEater69420 July 15, 2019

Loophole Fucked

Finding a loop hole to fuck someone or fuck them over.

Damn Jon was in another state and had sex with someone else. He sure loophole fucked me.

by Oh Throbert May 18, 2022

sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015