Logging

The act of laying in bed and sleeping for hours and days on end.

“Zach, what are your plans for break?”

“Not much, probably just logging”.

by Daddyzgurl January 12, 2020

Logging

When a guy's penis is so long that it drags across the ground when he jogs.

Black Guy: Yo mon, I be totally "Logging" dis mornin'.

by MoFo94 February 5, 2010

Log

A female who is bad at sex. She lays there expecting you to do all the work and then complains about how bad it was when its over. Things may start off well in the beginning like kissing and fingering but when it comes down to the actual sex she will roll over like a log and do nothing else. Hence the term "log."

"Hey man did you end up banging that girl last night? "
"Yea dude but it was no good. Turns out shes a log, I ended up doing all the work."

by Dafooky March 21, 2017

Logging

Logging (also known as Facebook logging) is when someone logs into someone's open Facebook account and fucks with their settings or just their Facebook statuses. This term is prefered over the term "hacking" sense there is no actual hacking involved and only stupid 12 years old girls actually still call it hacking.

Girl on boy's Facebook account: Haha hacked u love u
Friend of boy's account comments: You didn't hack him you stupid bitch you were just logging him.

by StoneTown August 30, 2012

log

1. a section of tree
2. a section of math
3. acronym for lazy old git

1. they cut down plenty logs to make these buildings
2. log2²=1
3. fuck off u log

by brendan May 20, 2004

log

A sports player who, due to being very tall, suffers from uncoordination and struggles to bend down to pick a ball up.

(Ruckman/football player over 200cm fumbles the ball on the ground)
Fan: OMG, what an absolute log!

by FootyFan21 August 8, 2010

Logging

Another Term for Masturbate (Or Masturbating), started on an internet forum in the thread "The Masturbation Log"

Also: Log, Logged, Logger

Kram3r: Barka! I'm trying to catch this fucking Teddirusa but my pokeball keeps fucking up!

Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~

by Neil Green November 8, 2007