Locker Room Tumble Weed 

When a male or female shaves their pubic hair in a locker room and forgets to clean up the mess letting the hair ball up and roll around the floor due to a light breeze.

We were just sitting in the locker room when all of a sudden a Locker Room Tumble Weed rolled past our feet.

Locker Room Tumble Weed by Vpapabear January 15, 2011

Locker Zombie

That one kid you are not even friends with but still hangs around your locker trying to start a conversation with you. It is common of Locker Zombies to smell like an aged bag of used tampons that Satan wiped his ass with.

Student 1: Oh God, here comes Brian, he's such a fucking Locker Zombie.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.

Locker Zombie by That dude431 May 25, 2016

locker box 

to fight someone with a hockey helmet and gloves

person 1:Did u see tim locker box T?
person 2:Yea tim got his ass beat
person 1: Damn T's a blonde beast

locker box by Jewsus (thanks zach) February 3, 2008

locker buddy 

A person that you talk to solely because your locker happens to be near theirs.

Samantha tried to make a move on me but she don't realize I'm just her locker buddy.

locker buddy by MysticX November 8, 2007

Locker Room Guy 

The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.

Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."

Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"

Locker Room Guy by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010

Locker Room 

The place designated for people to change into or out of work out clothes. In public gyms there will typically be 70-year-old men walking around with little to no clothing on, thinking this is a perfectly acceptable practice. Usually the floors are slippery and covered in a medley of liquids ranging from jizz to pool water. In high school locker rooms, there is not much a of a difference. Well, besides the fact that you are required to take it to graduate and are pretty much forced to strip down to your underwear in front of your possibly gay classmates. The bathrooms here are usually not shown too much love, or at least when I went to school they weren't. On more than one occasion I have placed my gym bag in crap, touched walls covered in jizz, and stepped on a mound of pubis.

I remember vividly Freshman year, coming back from the pool (at least 5% of that water was just piss) to the locker room and stepping into the shower only to find it partially flooded because there was enough pubic hair to knit a sweater clogging the drain. I had been forever grateful the rest of my high school career that I would never being going back to that room ever again, and never would me, or my naked ass, be ogled at by gay kids for the rest of those 4 years.

Locker Room by Cripple Chris December 25, 2010

Locker Combination 

A womans measurements

Laura had a big ol bootie, her locker combination was, 36-24-38

Locker Combination by SirHC510 August 30, 2006