Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016

Lotion and Motion

The act of using lotion the masterbate vigorously with speed

Hey man I just got done with that lotion and motion.

by the maker August 10, 2016

Sea Lotion

Another word for Cum/Seamen

dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.

dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion

by 413Smokey420 January 23, 2012

bo bo lotion

A slang name for semen.

"Hey I think she loves hot bo bo lotion".

by Dee Lac December 10, 2013

loltits

Tits that are funny to look at and/or are extremely out of proportion

Wow, her loltits are scraping off the ground.
Hey look, on of her tits is higher than the other. loltit

by Mr McFace December 16, 2008

Two Ball Lotion

Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.

This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion

by Long Duck Dong May 24, 2006

lootie

Lootie is an internet celebrity who achieved far reaching fame during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. His image was originally captured by the Associated Press and quickly gained notoriety for the alleged racist caption that it displayed.

Lootie since than has been one of the most popular subjects of photoshop.

Lootie: Iz be juss thirssty n sheeit gnomesane? So i dun rob da licka sto fo some Heineken.

by Lootie July 27, 2008