Freudian Lisp

A statement by a closeted gay man that unintentionally, though clearly, announces his gayness to the whole world.

Can range from mildly suggestive (e.g., "Diva pop is a legitimate art form") to indisputable self-outing (e.g., "I bet cock doesn't taste so bad"). Often elicits eye rolls and uncomfortable coughing from those nearby.

"My closeted friend was talking about his calling in life and confided in me, 'Silk flowers are my passion.' What a Freudian Lisp. Just come out already!"

Freudian Lisp by Rumpspringa July 5, 2007

fat lisp 

1. A mouth injury caused by a punch, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

2. A speech impediment caused by a punch in the mouth, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

"What happened to your face, man?"

"I was making fun of that guy who talks like Mike Tyson and he gave me a fat lisp."

fat lisp by Punchdrunkshove June 21, 2009

Hipster Lisp 

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.

Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?

Hipster Lisp by Eat, Pray, Love March 24, 2011

french lisp 

An oral sex maneuver that requires the giver to spread their tongue as large as possible by pressing it against the lower lip and teeth, thereby increasing the surface area of the tongue to provide maximum genital coverage.

I went in to give her the french lisp, and that pussy was so tight I licked her leg to leg!

french lisp by Poonberry Associates October 4, 2013

dip lisp 

the way you talk with a lisp when you have a dip in.

Non-dipper: "Sam had a car accident"
Dipper: "That thucks"
Non-dipper: "The other driver was drunk"
Dipper: "Thatth thome bullthit for thure"
Non-dipper: "Why are you talking so funny"
Dipper: "Itth my dip lisp"

dip lisp by The Big KM March 8, 2009

meth lisp 

someone who speaks with a rather obvious lisp due to the chronic use of methamphetamines

hey guyths, ynall hanves sthome monties?
Man get your meth lisp talkin ass up out of her. stupid shit

meth lisp by cornn flake January 13, 2008

environmenta-lisp 

Speech impediment suffered by or sometimes affected by socialist activists of the male persuasion.
Not all of these males are homosexual, but are effeminate or campy enough to acquire this impediment either by association or willful affectation.

It is the unofficial dialect of the male liberal.

1. The guy from PETA spoke with such a heavy environmenta-lisp it was hard to take him serious about saving the endangered silver speckled salamander.

2. My son left for college sounding like a man, but recently came home for a visit spouting jibberish about the evils of capitalism with the most effeminate environmenta-lisp I had ever heard.

environmenta-lisp by General Aiser August 13, 2010