A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.
"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."
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Get the lippy mug.In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.
At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!
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"I woke up hungover - I got a little too lity last night." "That party was lity!" "That playlist was so lity!"
"I woke up hungover - I got a little too lity last night." "That party was lity!" "That playlist was so lity!"
by dabbygabby August 21, 2016
Get the lity mug.The act of playing with your lips such as biting and licking them just to turn someone on, sexually and sensually.
A liptease can be as titillating as a striptease and pleasurable to watch. Many can get off to it.
A liptease can be as titillating as a striptease and pleasurable to watch. Many can get off to it.
Kristen Stewart seems to be a lipteaser on and offscreen.
Ricky was being such a liptease, biting and licking them just to turn on that girl on the other side of the room.
Some horny people would pay for an attractive person to liptease.
Ricky was being such a liptease, biting and licking them just to turn on that girl on the other side of the room.
Some horny people would pay for an attractive person to liptease.
by avialae March 26, 2013
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