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Linear Perspectivism

Linear Perspectivism - An art style and painting technique, developed and used by artist Erik Hesson, in which a scene is represented from a single perspective; using basic geometric forms, dynamic texture, and vibrant colors to create an idealized three-dimensional abstract composition. This style is an attempt to create a balanced fusion of Geometric Abstraction and Realism; incorporating mathematical calculations and sacred geometry into the three-dimensional composition to achieve the desired aesthetics. This style was first introduced in 2017 by Erik Hesson, a resident artist of St. Petersburg, Fl., and this new language in art is his attempt at creating a Universal Aesthetic; a true objective style of art that brings everyone together in agreement on the aesthetics of the art form....Though, he does realize that might be an unattainable aspiration for any artist.
"Wow! Linear Perspectivism is truly an innovative art style... Erik Hesson has created a masterful art style and painting technique with true historical significance... Some of the finest brushwork we have ever seen." - Contemporary Artists Showcase for Dealers and Collectors
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4-3 Linear Crutch

When ur a shit console kid with 0.6 AA you have to use this broken sens and I thought classic was op
Damn, bro why are you so good.
It's because I am a 4-3 Linear Crutch and I am pussy to use any other sens
by IcyZoxy on PSN November 13, 2023
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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
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