Regardless of what he tells you, if he says he’s “lightweight taken” he means just that girl. Move on. You can do better.
by RDSVMAMA September 16, 2021

A tiresome individual whom finds it difficult to intelligently think for more than 3 seconds. See Fuckwit and Imbecile.
by The harrowing voice of wisdom. November 29, 2015

by I B August 13, 2005

by CAlt. May 18, 2018

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.
Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."
by itsthesherf February 18, 2011

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
by Orionis70 March 18, 2012

Similar to salty, except means you are saltier than salty. And more upset easily now because of the situation that has occurred has made you upset.
"Omg Jasmine why did he just throw that at you?"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"
by TAJEC January 18, 2017
