Nacho Libre

When you are getting your dick sucked and you cum in her mouth however the semen propels out of her nose to leave a shiny moustache.

That heifer walked out of my house with a Nacho Libre.

by Dirty Russell March 28, 2016

Libretiquette

Library Etiquette (e.g., being quiet, not eating fragrant food, and generally not being a douche in a library, especially at a university around the end of a semester).

Hey, douchebag, go have dinner and come back. It's poor libretiquette to be eating your damn curry noodles in the library.

by SockMonkie December 2, 2010

libesting

Telling a lie is usually considered negative. A lie's usual intent is to defame (libel-written) or to deceive but it is always to give a false impression. Libesting (also spelled lybesting) is the act of lying in order to give a false impression of something being much, much better than it actually is. For instance, if a grandparent takes a child to the zoo and then returns that evening to host a family dinner and states, "I took my grandchild to the zoo today and I swear he was the most well-behaved child at the entire zoo for the entire day!" Well, you have heard of this because a lot of parents and grandparents do it--now you know the actual term for the gross exaggeration often used by a parent or grandparent to give a positive false impression.

It is libesting to give a positive false report about how perfect the weather was on a vacation during which there was inclement weather most of the time.

by Breezy Mi January 18, 2021

Librosynthesis

li·bro·syn·the·sis

noun
the process by which bibliophiles use books to synthesize brainfood from words on a page. Librosynthesis generally involves the brain breaking down the content and generating satisfying knowledge as a byproduct.

Neo: “Hey Rose, we’re goin to a rave u down to come?”

Rose: “No thanks Neo, I’m fully undergoing librosynthesis and have merged with knowledge that’s feeding my brain as we speak.”

Neo: “•_• wut da hell.”

by MaripoMort May 3, 2021

Nacho Libre

When you crumple up Nachos ontop of a girls Vagina and fuck her

Dude, i gave my girlfriend a Nacho Libre

Then she dumped me.

by ip0wnn00bz June 12, 2009

librosexual

The term used to describe people who are not straight, bisexual, gay, or a-sexual. This group of people are those who enjoy the company of a book rather than actual human contact. It can also mean those people who see themselves in an emotional and/or romantic relationship with fictional and/or non-fictional characters from books, based on their own mental image of the character. Because they create a perfect companion through this character, real people no longer seem attractive.

Girl 1: I'm not actually attracted to you...
Boy: Why not?
Girl 2: Well, hadn't you heard... she's a-sexual-
Girl 1: Like a plant!
Boy: ... Ok, you're weird... So Girl 2, you want to go out with me then?
Girl 2: No thanks.
Boy: Well why not?
Girl 2: I'm a librosexual.

by Book-Lover-17_is_-dead:( June 17, 2013

Nacho Libre

When you finish eating Doritos and use your cheesy fingers to pleasure your woman.

Dude, I totally gave her a Nacho Libre last night.

by Aqua1208 October 22, 2015