Urban Libtionary

A site where libtards who think they're clever come up with portmanteaus that are neither humorous nor creative.

Mental midgets usually find comfort and humor when reading the newest entries on Urban Libtionary.

by You're all pissing me off July 29, 2017

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congradu-freakin-lations

An extremely sarcastic way of saying "congradulations."

Overachiever: I just got a full-ride scholarship to Harvard, a brand new Escalade from my extremely rich father, and a gift certificate for Jamba Juice!
Underachiever: Well congradu-freakin-lations.

by K_Lizzle November 9, 2006

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pre-lationship

This is one of many other words starting with re that can be changed to starting with pre in the event of this occuring before

Pre-lationship often precedes the actual relationship as an introductory phase.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

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cunt-fuck-u-lations

A sarcastic bitter remake of congratulations.

some guy: you are funny! I bow before you.

kat-in-the-box: WELL CUNT-FUCK-U-LATIONS!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!

by kat-in-the-box June 6, 2009

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libationous

susceptible to libations; celebrating life in a festive joyous manner with those around you

I feel libationous today !

by Tigertails10 October 25, 2015

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A misspelling of the word ‘litigious’ that sounds way better. The term ‘litigious’ means to be ‘quick to sue.’ The term ‘ligation’ actually refers to the surgical procedure of closing off an open blood vessel and has nothing to do with law, lawyers, nor lawsuits. But dang it! It sounds cool and if you argue with me, I’ll sue you!

People these days, when they get offended, are very ligatious.

by Pacopollo July 2, 2019

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