leotardo

Verb: To be shot in the head beside an American-made car and then have said car run over your head. Made famous by Phil Leotardo's death on The Sopranos.

Phil Leotardo got killed in the most memorable way in the series finale.

by bigtones August 24, 2007

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by miss_niss July 29, 2008

lactard

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

by locket September 8, 2006

Letard

A combined word that means Loser and Retard.

Dude, why is that Letard trying to steal my girlfriend?

by dude March 23, 2005

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

by Daisy Face May 9, 2007

Leetard

Someone who is gay, and retarded. Symptoms also include shitting water during awkward social situations, and the ability to become pregnant.

That kid is a leetard? he just took a dump while sucking a dick!

by aergsdfg December 19, 2009

lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.

I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008