tits of leisure

Man boobs. Created when a man is lazy, doesn't work out and probably eats too much fast food. Men with tits of leisure should consider wearing a bro. See also moobs.

Gregory should not wear such tight shirts because his tits of leisure are so out of control.

Josh may want to think about hitting the gym more often to tone up his tits of leisure.

by Man Chin January 19, 2008

Leisure Dump

Betterly known as LD When you sit down to dump and dont feel the need to rush, maybe with a paper/magazine.

''Right lads the footy starts in an hour im gnna take a leisure dump, whers todays sun?''

by D'' Family April 8, 2009

international man of leisure

The grown children of diplomats and airline workers, these men and women enjoy the benefits of zero priced international flights and parental wealth to expand their catalog of adventurous travel tales. These tales are then used to entertain and amaze their dispersed harem of bimbos and university aged friends.

Ex. Being an international man of leisure Norfolk had a full schedule this week. Monkey boxing and karaoke in Tokyo on Monday, dropping acid in the Himalayas on Wednesday, and back in England for high tea with the royal family by Friday.

by thomisme October 18, 2009

lady of leisure

A polite term for an unemployed woman.

So what's on our lady of leisure's agenda for today?

by Tyrone112 August 5, 2008

Man of leisure

Originally used to describe a man of independent wealth who could pursue whichever interests he so chose while the average man was busy working. The term was used by pimps to describe the lifestyle they had embraced.

Momma - "Boy, how you get all this money? I know you ain't workin for it."

Son - "Momma, you know I'm a man of leisure."

Momma - "Is that what they're callin it these days. You just a pimp and a mack. You ain't foolin no one, boy!"

by Suvonoge August 14, 2008

Woman of Leisure

A prostitute. A euphemism (light way, better way of saying) a prostitute.

As I was in Vegas I spent some time with a woman of leisure over cash.

by Chananime November 3, 2012

woman of leisure

Pretty much the same as a man of leisure except she has a vagina instead of a penis.

Being born into a wealthy New England family Kate Hepburn was the kind of woman of leisure who, these days, might be found on wealthymen.

by Help Us Put a Stop to Collar Pop May 19, 2006