Squad Leader

the name squad leader is given to a man so powerful you can't describe him in words. More people know of squad leader (Big Bird) than of Jesus Christ. He has the eyes of a hawk and the abitlity to fly. He is always watching you and will always be eager to critique your tight reach right/left form. In his prime he was 6 5 300 lbs and he expects only bigger of the lineman he coaches. He has the strength of two thouand ox and has an abnormaly large chin. if you are a student of him be prepared for inferno. if you think his weight lifting sessions are hard, try doing 100 yard suicides in a suana for 6 hours and then doing tight reaches with the man himself for another 3. if you are ever able to spot him which is rare considering his speed of flight. He will be wearing a gray NFL equipment shirt vikings/chargers with a black undershirt. jordan shorts and blue boomba shoes with a very slick har cut.

Squad Leader- What is your favorite college?
Nick- probably Illinois!
SL- no. your favorite fucking college is iowa

by Little Bird Sixty Nine September 2, 2010

Dear Leader

Jim Pickens

The dear leader has spoken.

by D4rkelf May 7, 2019

Leenders

A hit-and-run with a Mitsubishi Colt

My teacher pulled a Leenders at a kindergarten yesterday. All were pronounced dead at the scene.

by NameJeff_mk2 January 14, 2020

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

not.a.twink.cult.leader

A user on TikTok who is known for having a Crying kink and is at a long standing rivalry with Official_DavidC4mpC4mp.

Not.a.Twink.cult.leader is a David and Daniel simp with increasingly concerning mental issues.

by Daniel the Cult Leader June 24, 2021

loss leader

An item that a retail stores sells at a loss in order to get people in the doors to buy other normally priced items.

If Wal-Mart were to sell a television for $20, they would probably lose money on that item (this is the loss leader); however, they are hoping that they can make it up by the other normally priced items you buy.

by AHB November 25, 2006

De Facto Leader

Someone who acts as the leader of the group, without having any votes to assign them to that position. They are the ones who keep the group together and makes all the difficult decisions.

James: So who is the leader of the Mystery Club?
Calvin: While nobody put it up for vote, David is the one who acts as the de facto leader of the group.

by Daviddv0601 October 5, 2017