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coco and stuff the watermelon

when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick
coco and stuff the watermelon please in my ass
by ilumanati March 6, 2018
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Kamikaze Watermelon

The kamikaze watermelon, specifically named fooby, has varios ways of appearing in the demented cartoon movie. If someone says a sentence with "kamikaze watermelon" at the end, he's likely to appear. If someone presses a button with a picture of a watermelon above it, he'll come flying by. Despite being a kamikaze, he only ever kills one person.
*A truck driver crashes into a wall*
Guy 1:What was that guy, some kinda kamikaze..person?
Guy 2:Well at least he wasn't a watermelon!
Guy 1:A watermelon? Do you mean like... a kamikaze watermelon?
*fooby the kamikazi watermelon hits the wall*
Guy 2:THAT was a kamikazi watermelon.
Guy 1:What's next?
*a small man hits the wall and dies*
Guy 2:What's gonna happen now?
Guy 1:I dunno, another kamikazi watermelon?
*fooby flies in and blasts guy 1's head off*
by Alex Farley May 17, 2005
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Watermelon Sugar

The material most commonly used at Ideath a fictional world in Richard Brautigan’s 1964 novel.
Harry Styles said in an interview that a copy of the book “In Watermelon Sugar” inspired his song title.
by CyanideAvalanche February 1, 2021
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Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.
Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
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Watermelon Sugar

A British synonym for the drug Heroin.
Yes, Harry Styles said that.
by Dr. Memeology November 3, 2020
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Watermelon sugar

Sugar that is extracted from watermelons. That is all it is.
Person 1: you know that song watermelon sugar?
Person 2: yea it’s about some sugar from a watermelon
by (Dabi_simp) January 30, 2021
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Watermelon Nigger

A watermelon nigger is when a grown nigger has gotten stuck in a watermelon
Me.. yo nigga I'm stuck in the watermelon
Fellow nigger.. haha u a watermelon nigger now
by Ben and Friends November 14, 2016
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