Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Eska Laid

Getting laid in Great Esker Park, North Weymouth, MA

After the party in the "res", me and Beth went behind a tree and I Eska Laid her realy good!

by Bob Gruszka May 2, 2009

laid low

To be near death or very sick. To be physically or mentally ill, or both.

Dude was laid low for a while by that bad shit he got from Zak.

by Elapsetime April 6, 2013

lardass

A lardass is a person with a few gallons of blubber on their stomach, chest, back, hips, face, chins, and most notably, their caboose. Among the folds of their vast girth, one may find cheeto dust, french fries, potato chips, the TV remote, a dollar twenty-five, and a thick coating of some smelly white goo. The common lardass is found in Mom's basement. They do not move unless food is involved, thus they never take a shower, thus they stink.

- Yo, Jerry is such a lardass. He hasn't moved from his lazyboy in a month.
- Whoa, you mean there is a whole chair under all those fat rolls? Damn.

by Noobly20932 September 13, 2018

Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

dolphin laid

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

the following was based on a true story

by pvb1012 October 9, 2009

getting laid

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

by thechas3 September 29, 2020