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That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar
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Land of chips and lager

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Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."
A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc
by Coleorton May 29, 2016
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-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
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Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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by The_Messanger_Of_Darkness August 12, 2011
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clubber lange

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(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.
I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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laager mentality

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The idea that since every man (and his gun) is needed for the common defense of the group, any one man's behavior, short of murder, must be tolerated, even including mild insanity and such serious crimes as rape. (From the Afrikaans voortrekker word 'laager' - a circle of wagons forming a defensive perimeter, as when the days journey was done and the group settled in for the night)
When the cop shot the unarmed perp his buddies closed in with their laager mentality and made a thorough investigation of the facts impossible, intentionally misplacing evidence and confusing investigators.
by paulpaxman October 31, 2010
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