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Landonize

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.
The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.
by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009
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Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020
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Longdongtinitus

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.
Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"
by weezarc May 15, 2010
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Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex
by Gaylandon April 12, 2020
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Landon

Because genes
Landon is Landon cause genes
by Avah666 December 11, 2018
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Landon

A tall, athletic boy. Very cool and funny, very trustworthy. He is really cute, also.
Hey look, there's Landon!
by ██ September 23, 2020
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Landon Lake

A slang term meaning to commit suicide.

The term was coined in the 2020s due to the hit tv show Legacies in which a character named Landon commits suicide countless times by throwing himself into a lake holding a cinderblock. Some time after that part of the show aired a fan coined the term in a hosie twitter groupchat saying they "would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq". The term eventually escaped its prison within the groupchat for its power was too mighty to be contained and fell into common usage among some groups of Legacies fans.

The famous Landon Lake rock which currently resides in the Covington Visitor's Centre where fans will often go to take photos of and with it.
Elizabeth "I would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq."
by Dracyan December 7, 2022
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