magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022

Fish lamping

When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies

"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M

by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024

Oil Lamping

Gaslighting isn’t real I only oil lamp. It’s like lying all the time.

I think my husband is Oil Lamping me.

by Hank Free May 7, 2025

Larping

When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.

Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.

by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

LARPing

Traditionally, LARPing is when a bunch of nerds get together in a field or pasture and beat each other up with foam core swords. In the internet sense, it refers to people who put on a façade and lie about having lives that are far more interesting than they really are.

Post pics if you really have a Lamborghini or else I'm going to think you're just LARPing

by my name is not billy November 18, 2020