Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
by What the Rat June 4, 2020
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Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
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You said bye to Kristia?! Damn bro! you fucked up big time. I would do anything if she gave me a chance!
also see.. Rock of love Kristia.
also see.. Rock of love Kristia.
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