kringer

kringer means lazy its the lazyiest person you will ever met

have you met kringer he is so lazy

by joey_17 November 21, 2017

Kvingeling

1. Getting an unidentified STD after sleeping with too many guys.

2. Making too much "homemade pizza" with randos.

3. Having a good time without a condom.

Pretty sure I got Kvingeling after getting busy this weekend.

I just made "homemade pizza" with a stranger from Grindr.

by limselompen May 21, 2023

The Kringeys

The Kringeys is when you think of a certain cold item touching a sensitive part of your tooth which makes you shiver/kringe. It can be very painfull plus drastically reduce the bodys average temperature.

Chase: Yo, Imagine biting into an ice cube?

Zach: OH! Stop man your giving me the Kringeys.

Chase: My bad dude...

by Taco Bread Sauce man Pants June 12, 2011

Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kringed

We you do absolutely nothing wrong and everything bad happens to you

“I just went to home depot and bought screen protectors and all the boxes are empty!”

Damn dude sounds like you’ve been Kringed

by Hgducket January 8, 2020

Kringle

Rhymes with Jingle

"Im the real Santa yes Im the real Kringle
All you fly girls like my balls cause they Jingle"

by ---SeX--- May 12, 2004

Kringe

It's like Cringe, but way worse

"Dude you wanna play" - Joe
"Sorry bro can't I got homework" - Ash
"That's kinda Kringe Not gonna lie"- Joe

by anonymous January 20, 2021