Maynard James Keenan

enigmatic, ethereal being whose voice resonates within the souls of the wounded

You will never be as good as Maynard James Keenan.

by Lauren April 12, 2004

Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Robby Keene

Robby Keene, the hot guy from Cobra Kai. The son of Johnny Lawrence, the ex boyfriend of Samantha Larusso and the enemy of Miguel Diaz.

A guy named Clarence: "Yo man have you soon that badass show Cobra Kai"
A guy named Stingray: "Yea dude I watch it for ROBBY KEENE"

by emmablossom April 27, 2021

Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

Maynard James Keenan

The best singer in Modern Rock today. He fronts the bands "Tool" and "A Perfect Circle". His lyrics are deep and thought provoking and his vocals are desperately chilling.

"I know the pieces fit, 'cause I watched them fall away"

by Diminishedtobe March 17, 2005

Keren

A goddess who was banished from Heaven for making the other gods jealous with her beauty and charm. In her Earthly form she is identified by her beautiful appearance and gentle nature. She radiates an glow that can be perceived by those around her. If she touches your soul it will leave a mark forever.

Origin - Hebrew

The goddess Keren is as radiant in Heaven as she is on Earth.

by Nikov October 16, 2013

keen cyclist

Someone who doesn't ride a bike at all, but has one in the shed / garage from years ago (usually with flat tyres, rusty chain and seized up components).

Always used by someone objecting to / complaining about any cycling infrastructure, to try to give credibility to a selfish argument or point of view.

I'm a 'keen cyclist' but I don't want these cycle lanes in front of my house.

by Brownhorse August 17, 2021