Konrad

A person who has a colossal penis and impregnates everyone and anything with and abundance of his offspring.

He impregnated me like a true Konrad.

by Stevyyy wevyyy July 24, 2023

lorena and konrad

The best cauple in the world they goofy and cute af everyone jelous of them theh have a good futuere and they playful even when one is mad the other they still laugh and kiss theh cute af

Goals cute goofy
Damn lorena and konrad are couple goals i wanna have something like them

by Goalsbrogoals November 11, 2017

Konrad

When a person’s consistent and immediate recognition of reused melodies in mundane advertising and movie trailers drives them crazy.

When she realized the music from the Prius commercial was the same as for the My Little Pony spot, she went all Konrad, and now I can only visit her at the hospital on the weekend.

by BlastFemur October 30, 2021