knute

An extremely large male penis. AKA dick, cock , wood .

Yo, when I pulled out my knute, she almost passed out when she saw the size of the thing.

by dapoodog November 10, 2007

kutte

They type of DIY jacket worn by punks. A kutte is usually a jean or leather jacket, often times with the sleeves cut off, covered in patches, chains, markered or painted messages/pictures, studs, and spikes. The word is more widely used in the German punk scene.

Man, that is one fuckin' studded kutte.

by victoria17 August 15, 2006

Knotted Up

To be unable to defecate due to being in a constipated state of existence. Suffering from severe constipation.

Roger was late to work because he spent too long on the toilet trying to heave a turd but it never released and he remained knotted up through the day.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2016

halie knotted

1. to take a runny shit all over yourself whilst in a drunken stupor
2. shit

oops i just halie knotted myself, and i'm proud!

knotted on em'

niggas stay talkin that halie knott

by revengemuhfucka August 8, 2011

Get Knotted

This is a phrase that you would use as a mild insult, when you are really joking, but want to get your point across!

Why don't you get knotted!!!

by Sarah P November 6, 2006

get knotted

Means "get fucked" but nice. Used by Tripod (australian comedy trio) in a "song in an hour" challenge.

1) Tell them to get knotted.
2) Sometimes Adam and Will just need to learn, to get knotted.

by Blitzchris November 29, 2006

knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology

Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008