Krispy Kreme

Overpriced American crap masquerading as doughnuts. The price is ridiculous, the taste is disgusting and they are usually eaten by people with no sense of taste. Coming in numerous “flavours”, presumably to get people to continue trying them to find one that tastes other than sickeningly sweet. The company was founded by Vernon Rudolf in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in 1937 and has gone worldwide and downhill ever since. Apart from its revolting products the company is also well-known for its IPO and accounting scandals and is very quick to slope shoulders and drop the blame on someone. At the time of writing interest has been shown in its acquisition by the private German investment company JAB Beech, interesting as the company appears to have no outlets in Germany and, if they’ve got any sense, it never will have.

Krispy Kreme, the proof that, with enough advertising, you can get people to eat shit.

by AKACroatalin September 19, 2016

Krispy Kreme

Police hangout

They all ate at Krispy Kreme.

by Kikaider June 27, 2003

Group Krispy

When eight males have sex with one female and then decide to finish up by ejaculating into a bowl of Fruity Pebbles cereal. This is then followed by the aforementioned female consuming the bowl of male ejaculation and Fruity Pebbles.

Did you hear about Marla and her Group Krispy?

by AthensWordMaker April 2, 2009

Krispy Kremed

Krispy Kremeing involves cumming on a girl's face and using a hair dryer to dry it on her face. Afterwords take a picture of it and put it in a photo album and sit it on your coffee table for friends and family to see.

Me and Stacey went back to my place and I Krispy Kremed her. Then I took a picture and put it in a photo album.

by Crusader69 March 20, 2013

EYE KRISPIES

Encrusted secretions of the eye and tear ducts. Usually the result of a phase change process that eye boogers undergo.
SEE: EYE BOOGERS

Eye krispies blurred the truck driver's vision, causing him to overturn into a go cart track, claiming the lives of 20 people.

by Lord Kanel September 12, 2006

Krispy Kreme Job

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.

Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.

by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010

klismaphiliac

Someone with an enema fetish.

I was really drunk and met this klismaphiliac...I swear when I woke up the next day, I'd never felt so clean!

by meagle October 12, 2005