Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...

by YAWA July 16, 2017

Ketchup pre-cum

The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.

Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.

by Illneedasaviour September 5, 2013

ketchup soup

n. what you eat when there is no food in the house and you're hungry as Hell
Refers to making tomato soup by addding water to ketchup and heating it up

I don't get paid for two more days, I just spent my last dime, and the cupboards and fridge are empty. What the hell are we going to have for dinner ?!?!
Ketchup soup

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Mexican Ketchup

Slang term for hot sauce

(Texas Pete, Chipotle Tabasco, Cholula, Tapatio, habanero, etc.)

Guy 1: "Hey homes"

Guy 2: "que pasa mane?"

Guy 1: "Can you pass me the mexican ketchup?, this chipotle is weak"

Guy 2: "no problemo!"

by Nascarluver073 April 28, 2013

ketchup sauce

a drink enjoyed by many idiotic youtubers

ketchup sauce is Aquatic Toast's favorite drink to drink

by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

KetchupoPhobia

Someone who is afraid of ketchup.

Sam: hey bro
Daniel: *farts*
Sam: wtf bro
Daniel: IT WAS JUST KETCHUP
Sam: sure
Daniel: i have ketchupophobia now

by Samtex January 6, 2022

Redneck Ketchup

(n). Synonymous to ranch dressing, preferably the cheapest brand on the shelf. The type of dressing that low socioeconomic status individuals use to douse their diabetes-inducing foodstuffs, ranging anywhere from hot-pockets to pizza, or anything else imaginable.

Wife: "Hey, Cletus! You 'unna stop 'n pick up that possum on the side 'a the road, there?"
Husband: "Iffin' we've got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner."

by Kruz22 November 15, 2013