Friend 1: Hey hows your dad?
Friend 2: I haven't seen him since he Kingblunted100'd a few months ago while getting milk and cigarettes
Friend 1: oh... When's he coming back?
Friend 2: I haven't seen him since he Kingblunted100'd a few months ago while getting milk and cigarettes
Friend 1: oh... When's he coming back?
by Fishron September 19, 2021
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"Look at this golden knife! When I use it I feel so kingly."
"Look at this golden knife! When I use it I feel so kingly."
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by bronxlvr January 12, 2023
Get the Kingsbridge mug.When you're fingering a girl from behind with your middle two fingers and then you jam your thumb in her ass and pinch your thumb and fingers together like the claw of the Pokemon Kingler.
by AlyxAndRusty April 14, 2015
Get the The Kingler mug.A lovely Swedish town located in California where can be served one of the most delicious Swedish pancakes ever when going to Dianne's with fresh Lingonberries and powdered sugar. To the left of the central park next to the high school can be found the unique Swedish architecture when going into the left fork. Here can be found a mixture of cute little convenient stores, Mexican and Chinese restaurants, a bank, and most importantly, the Swedish dining areas that serve pancakes, and knick-knack shops.
In the summer, the Swedish Festival is held during the hot hours, and many unique Swedish floats and groups come by and vendors for many cold refreshments as well as food such as succulent kettle corn. At this time, there also may be given the opportunity to buy from side shops that not only sell toys and food, but of course, Swedish stuff as well.
In the winter, the Yulgrand Festival is held during Christmas where a giant Christmas tree stands in the middle of the street, and people are led by a person who knows the Swedish language to lead them into traditional Swedish folk dancing where people may hold hands and follow in a circle for example. This celebration may not be as a bustle as for the summer, but the Jazz Choir from the high school gets to dress up as Dicken's Carolers, and sing for people across town with Christmas song and cheer as an extra bonus for the winters.
In the summer, the Swedish Festival is held during the hot hours, and many unique Swedish floats and groups come by and vendors for many cold refreshments as well as food such as succulent kettle corn. At this time, there also may be given the opportunity to buy from side shops that not only sell toys and food, but of course, Swedish stuff as well.
In the winter, the Yulgrand Festival is held during Christmas where a giant Christmas tree stands in the middle of the street, and people are led by a person who knows the Swedish language to lead them into traditional Swedish folk dancing where people may hold hands and follow in a circle for example. This celebration may not be as a bustle as for the summer, but the Jazz Choir from the high school gets to dress up as Dicken's Carolers, and sing for people across town with Christmas song and cheer as an extra bonus for the winters.
Hey man, I'm hungry! Wanna go down to Kingsburg and get some Swedish pancakes?
Thorbjorn, the Swedish Festival is in town. Do you want to come with me to Kingsburg?
I'm in the mood for some dancing! Let's go to the Yulgrand Festival in Kingsburg to get my Swedish dancing in!
Thorbjorn, the Swedish Festival is in town. Do you want to come with me to Kingsburg?
I'm in the mood for some dancing! Let's go to the Yulgrand Festival in Kingsburg to get my Swedish dancing in!
by LordRandor October 21, 2011
Get the Kingsburg mug.The King of all Dingleberries. The most epic, heavy, uncomfortable dingleberry you can ever encounter.
Dude 1: "Man you alright? You were in the the shitter for a couple hours. . ."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I was wrestling with a monster kingleberry. You got any hedge clippers?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I was wrestling with a monster kingleberry. You got any hedge clippers?"
by Chet Stonebreaker March 5, 2009
Get the Kingleberry mug.Acting sexually explicit whilst in the presence of offspring. Usually involves the use of sex toys, keyboards, feces, vacuums, and alcohol (specifically Jose Cuervo). However, to truly kingbailey one must barrel roll while shit-faced drunk and vomit profusely over nice carpeting. It's not kingbailey-ing (see verb tense.) if the one committing said roll doesn't immediately and sincerely apologize for said failed or succeeded roll.
The verb kingbailey first came into popular use on April 4th, 2008 on Yahoo chat. He proceeded then to commit acts of unspeakable epic, including: defecating on his hand, licking the feces, hitting a child with a dildo, parading around in a KKK hoodie, bailey rolling, hitting a child with a chair, placing his penis in a vacuum with children in the vicinity, placing a dildo on his head, placing a keyboard on his head, placing a keyboard and a dildo on his head, vomiting on a carpet, and licking his hand which he defecated on after cleaning it.
Side note: if any said offspring of a person(s) committing a kingbailey show their testicles on cam, it is common etiquette to take said child and throw him across the room.
The verb kingbailey first came into popular use on April 4th, 2008 on Yahoo chat. He proceeded then to commit acts of unspeakable epic, including: defecating on his hand, licking the feces, hitting a child with a dildo, parading around in a KKK hoodie, bailey rolling, hitting a child with a chair, placing his penis in a vacuum with children in the vicinity, placing a dildo on his head, placing a keyboard on his head, placing a keyboard and a dildo on his head, vomiting on a carpet, and licking his hand which he defecated on after cleaning it.
Side note: if any said offspring of a person(s) committing a kingbailey show their testicles on cam, it is common etiquette to take said child and throw him across the room.
Guy 1: My life is feeling so unsatisfactory lately, my job is well paying, my wife loves me, I have two great children, and my hands are entirely feces-free! Whatever shall I do?
Guy 2: You need to get shit-faced and go kingbailey, good sir.
Guy 2: You need to get shit-faced and go kingbailey, good sir.
by ForrestFlashZom April 5, 2008
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