kingbailey 

Acting sexually explicit whilst in the presence of offspring. Usually involves the use of sex toys, keyboards, feces, vacuums, and alcohol (specifically Jose Cuervo). However, to truly kingbailey one must barrel roll while shit-faced drunk and vomit profusely over nice carpeting. It's not kingbailey-ing (see verb tense.) if the one committing said roll doesn't immediately and sincerely apologize for said failed or succeeded roll.

The verb kingbailey first came into popular use on April 4th, 2008 on Yahoo chat. He proceeded then to commit acts of unspeakable epic, including: defecating on his hand, licking the feces, hitting a child with a dildo, parading around in a KKK hoodie, bailey rolling, hitting a child with a chair, placing his penis in a vacuum with children in the vicinity, placing a dildo on his head, placing a keyboard on his head, placing a keyboard and a dildo on his head, vomiting on a carpet, and licking his hand which he defecated on after cleaning it.

Side note: if any said offspring of a person(s) committing a kingbailey show their testicles on cam, it is common etiquette to take said child and throw him across the room.

Guy 1: My life is feeling so unsatisfactory lately, my job is well paying, my wife loves me, I have two great children, and my hands are entirely feces-free! Whatever shall I do?
Guy 2: You need to get shit-faced and go kingbailey, good sir.

kingbailey by ForrestFlashZom April 5, 2008

kingbaileybomb 

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kingbilly

see: Hillbilly

This is a customized version of the word Hillbilly, but used in reference to the people living/born in Kingston, Jamaica.

A Kingbilly is one who is so closed-minded, backward and antiquated in thought/ideas in general that they border on 'being dim'.

The word is generally used in insulting terms, as to refer to a person as unsophisticated and backwards, or to say you come from the 'ghetto/poor/country' areas.

"Jack is living in the 60s or something, he's such a damn kingbilly"
"How can a black person not like black people? What a fu%^ing kingbilly"
"Wow, Jen is definately nowhere near bright, she's a border kingbilly"
"You ARE NOT coming with me to ClubZ looking like a kingbilly"
"You live in Tivoli? You're practically a kingbilly"

kingbilly by Neoprimal November 2, 2005