Just the most amazing person on earth. Now some people might not enjoy the name, might think that his name is to middle eastern, but they know deep down inside, that he's the better man. He's cool, funny...no he's hilarios actually. People love being around him and hes very sociable. He's also very handsome...and you know it ;)
Guy: Britney, i love you, i want to marry you! You're almost as cool as my friend Khaled!
Girlfriend: YOU jUST COMPARED ME TO KHALED!! YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME!
Girlfriend: YOU jUST COMPARED ME TO KHALED!! YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME!
by I choose U June 30, 2011
Get the khaled mug.A sexual act where the fat lazy male does nothing and makes the immensely more talented counterpart do all the work. Upon conclusion of the sex act the fat lazy male yells out "DJ Khaled!" and takes the credit for for doing as little as possible.
I fell asleep after eating a bucket of chicken and awoke to my ho getting me off so I exclaimed "the DJ Khaled!!! " and fell back asleep.
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Get the DJ Khaled mug.Has to be the worst DJ in the modern hip-hop scene. Most of his songs consist of "WEEEE DAAAA BEEEESSSSST!!!!". Favored by pre-pubescent boys who think they're cool listening to it. They often play it on the Ipod touches that mommy just bought them at extreme volume so that everyone around them can hear they're cool enough to listen to DJ Khaled.
If you were to say this to DJ Khaled fans they would refer to you as a hater and go text message the other pre-pubescent DJ Khaled fans saying "____iz a dj khaled hata. i goin 2 rejekt he ass on facebuk"
If you were to say this to DJ Khaled fans they would refer to you as a hater and go text message the other pre-pubescent DJ Khaled fans saying "____iz a dj khaled hata. i goin 2 rejekt he ass on facebuk"
by Urbanfuck May 13, 2010
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