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Keyboard Gangsta

Someone who on an instant messaging service will mess with you and act all tough but in real life, he is a shy little boy who doesnt want to fight with anyone
Luke:John was dissin' me on MSN two nights ago but last night he didnt say a word to me.

Grant:Yeah. What a keyboard gangsta.
by Luke Sweeney June 22, 2006
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Keyboard

the thing i used to type this definition.
You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.
by Not A. Jew March 31, 2009
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Keyonna

A very unique and beautiful person that has so much beauty The inner beauty is hidden but when expose is known ass gorgeousness and is also very intelligent
She looks as if she was a Keyonna.
by Kendrick Leach September 7, 2016
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keyboard clit

The small joystick/pointing stick available as a mouse/trackpad alternative pointing device on many laptop computers.
Using the keyboard clit, I quickly dragged the pointer to the close box.
by dalekoprovidek April 10, 2012
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Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
by Insubious December 9, 2008
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keyore

When you throw something at someone and yell KEYORE! as you do it. Usually the substance thrown is Fart matter, Dookie, or Splooge.
Me: Hey Sam

Sam: Yah awesome dude named Cliff

Me flinging poo at Sam: KEYORE!

Ha you just got Keyored Bitch!
by CONE BONE June 6, 2008
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keydonym

words that can be spelled using the same keys on a 9-digit keypad of a cell phone; often discovered when attempting to use predictive texting.
"I can't believe my girlfriend dumped me after I texted her that I wanted to fuck her puppy. I had no idea that was a keydonym for pussy. Damn."

also: home, good, hoof, goof, and gone

: hate, gate, have, gave, and gaud
by keydonymist August 31, 2009
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