keyore

When you throw something at someone and yell KEYORE! as you do it. Usually the substance thrown is Fart matter, Dookie, or Splooge.

Me: Hey Sam

Sam: Yah awesome dude named Cliff

Me flinging poo at Sam: KEYORE!

Ha you just got Keyored Bitch!

by CONE BONE June 6, 2008

Dr. Keforeskin

a humorous nickname applied to an uncircumcised man.

other nicknames for uncircumcised men are: rumple foreskin, jedi (the foreskin is strong with this one), and bruce lee (enter the foreskin, foreskin of fury)

i feel bad for ol' Dr. Keforeskin... poor bastard has to clean out his smegma every day.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007

keybored

(n.) the frustration of waiting for someone that sucks at typing to finish writing something on a computer.

Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"

by Da Sperminator April 7, 2011

keyboreding

When you are so bored you start typing random variations of letters from your keyboard into Google to find links that will most likely lead you to this website. Some examples of keyboreding include qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm.

bored person 1: Did you just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Google?
bored person 2: Yeah, I'm so bored I'm keyboreding.
bored person 1: Shit that's extreme boredom!

by imreallyfuckingbored June 3, 2018

keybored

being board while being on the computer and typing random shit like what i'm doing at the moment

dude yesterday i was so keybored i wrote like 3 pages of random shit

by tizzle dogg December 25, 2010

keybored

when you are bored and you type things with your keyboard. usually random things. often searched into google.

what do you get when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google?

examples of what one might search for when they are keybored:
-qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
-mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
-asfnjiwecnbjipawefmabfuqipn

by nice to meet you im bored December 26, 2010

Keyorra

She’s a very unique and creative person with a sense of humor. She is always left alone making it hard for her to trust anyone but that has never stopped her from trying!

Keyorra’s is outstandingly amazing.

by CristalClear12 October 16, 2019