Kesler's Theory

Kesler's Theory of Infinite Universes states that within every atom in creation exists an entire universe. This theory supports both the parallel universe theory and the big bang theory.

Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.

by porky pie January 20, 2022

Kressler

A cum sucking bitch. Usually someone who loves to drink it.

"Maria gave Orlando head yesterday!"
"Yeah, she's such a Kressler"

by Whitneyyy February 6, 2008

Kesser

A total bitch

That kesser is such a bitch

by Harley10118 June 5, 2020

Kesler's Theory

The theory that within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Kesler's Theory is also one of the key beliefs of Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom.

Person 1: The atomic bomb is horrible invention of death and destruction.
Person 2: The atomic bomb is actually much more spectacular if you consider Kesler's Theory to be true considering that it would give birth to trillions of new universes.

by cucumberishot January 20, 2022

Kessled

The act of humilation or bringing about great shame and embarassment to someone

You shouldve kessled him harder he deserved it for all the shit he talks

by Louis The salty boi February 24, 2022

Kesler

A really cool cello player who is amazing at what he does.

Wow Kesler is so cool.
Did you see Kessler‘s vibrato.

by m4l14lol May 18, 2024

yehuda kessner

Known to be the nicest charming guy.handsome and striking everyone wants to be friends with a yehuda kessner and in general is loved by all

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by San vergara March 12, 2022